ABOUT THE SURVIVAL GUY
The Apocalypse should come as a surprise to absolutely no one. We were all given fair warning. The Mayans predicted it, Revelation spelled it out in gory detail, that Guy on the Street Corner had a few words to say, and my savant number crunching autistic cousin all had it down to the exact instant. But despite all of this strong evidence that the inevitable End was coming, the End has arrived and taken a lot of people by surprise. The first waves of the recently Undead, the massive and totally arbitrary nuclear drone strikes, the death of the last remaining Panda, and a host of other calamities have proven that humanity's brief reign has come to a sudden and dramatic End.
Stay Calm. Don't Panic. That's why I'm here.
I'm here for you. In these videos, at least. Though it's always possible that I've been zombified, fallen off a cliff, or worse yet, everything has gone back to normal.
This series details camping and hiking tips and tricks that you can use while fleeing for your life; Apocalypse Hacks, if you will, that could help you through these rough next couple of years, or most likely days. I'm not a doctor or a trained survivalist - I'm exactly like you, except I have a goat. I had a job, a girlfriend that is now a zombie, and a few unhealthy habits. I used to have family and friends, and have many fond memories of our days arguing together. In honor of those beautiful times, I leave this series as my legacy to a dying species. Us. In a final act of good old fashioned compassion I am uploading these to see if anyone bites.
Too soon? Watch and decide.